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1. Definition 
Programmer Shirt
2. Smoking
     A guy is standing near his office and smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says...
Lady: "Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
Programmer: "That's OK, I'm a Computer Programmer."
Lady: "So? What's that got to do with anything?"
Programmer: "We don't care about warningsWe only care about errors." (stackoverflow.com)

3. What Language? 
programmers.life
4.  Just some of my favorite Philosoraptors

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