Best Programmer Joke _ int page[2];

1. Prime Number 
     A mathematician, a physicist, a civil engineer, and a Software Engineer are asked (after a few beers) to show that all odd numbers greater than 1 are prime.
Mathematician: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, by induction they're all prime.
Physicist: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is... experimental error, 11 is prime, 13 is prime -- clearly, they're all prime.
Civil Engineer: 3 is prime, 5 is prime 7 is prime, 9 is prime, 11 is prime -- sure, they're all prime.
Software Engineer: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime. . .

2. Blue Screen
       if (computer.fail == true){
            background.setColor(blue);
            user.frown();
            sys.shutdown();
            user.scream("OH, DARN YOU");
        }


3. XML 
     Writing XML is like being an alcoholic. It may give you a sense of control while you're doing it, but it's only when you stop and look at what you have done that you realize how much trouble you've caused.

 4. Binary
     Three programmers go into a bar and sit down at a table. The first programmer raises up two fingers and says "Three beers".

5. Default
     There is 1 kind of people in this world, who understand optimization. Everyone else is the default case.

6. Recursion
   There are two types of people in this world:
  • Those that don't understand recursion
  • Those that think there are two types of people in this world:
    • Those that don't understand recursion
    • Those that think there are two types of people in this world:
      • Those that don't understand recursion
      • Those that think there are three types of people in this world:
        • . . .
7. WhiteSpace
   If whitespace were truly white, it would have show up on black background.

8. Stands For
     CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months.
     ISDN: It Still Does Nothing.
     SCSI: System Can’t See It.
     DOS: Defunct Operating System.
     WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
     OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
     PnP: Plug and Pray.
     APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity.
     IBM: I Blame Microsoft.
     MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers.
     COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language.
     LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses.

9. XOR
     You can have quality software XOR you can have pointer arithmetic.

 10. Legend
     <form>
        <fieldset>
           <legend>I am</legend>
        </fieldset>
     </form>

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