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1. Largest Number
      A: If there is a limit to the amount of information that can be stored / represented in the universe and all of it was allocated for a giant integer register, what is the largest number such a register could hold?

     B : -1

2. Recursion
     To understand what recursion is you must first understand recursion. If I teach recursion I first check if you understand recursion. If you do not understand recursion I teach you recursion. However, you can only know someone who understands recursion if you know someone who understands recursion.
3. Human!
     Don't anthropomorphize computers. They hate that!

 4. Bytes
     Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
     The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

5. Tool!
     Visual Studio likes to put a comment block at the top of some of the support files it maintains itself automatically that makes the very matter-of-fact statement:
This code was generated by a tool.
6. Bug
  99 little bugs in the code,
  99 bugs in the code,
  fix one bug, compile again...
  100 little bugs in the code.

  100 little bugs in the code...
... continue until 0 bug reached.

7. Problem
     Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

8. Password
     During a recent password audit, it was found that a person was using the following password:
When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.

9. Part
     Software: The part of the computer that you can curse.
     Hardware: the part of the computer that you can kick.

10. Dev
   Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.

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