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 You decided to use JAVA to fix a problem..
_Now you have a ProblemFactory().
You decided to use VISUAL C++ to fix a problem..
_Now you have a ?Problem@@YAXHD@Z.
You decided to use C++ META-PROGRAMMING to fix a problem..
_Now you have a partial problem specialization.
You decided to use ADA to fix a problem..
_Now you have a agreement with your problem.
You decided to use PYTHON to fix a problem..
_Now you have something that looks like a problem.
You decided to use LISP to fix a problem..
_Now you have a list of problems.
You decided to use JAVASCRIPT to fix a problem..
_Now you have problems in Firefox, Safari, Chrome, and IE.
You decided to use SCALA to fix a problem..
_Now you have problem traits.
You decided to use PROLOG to fix a problem..
_Now there exists a person with many problems.
 You decided to use SMALLTALK to fix a problem..
_Now you have a metaproblem.
You decided to use HASKELL to fix a problem..
_Now you have a lazy problem.
You decided to use PERL to fix a problem..
_Now you have a comprehensive problem archive network.
You decided to use SQL to fix a problem..
_Now you have join-able problems.
You decided to use SCRATCH to fix a problem..
_Now you have childish problems.
You decided to use PHP to solve a problem..
_Now you have a problemsolve() or problem_solve(), who knows. 
You decided to use CoffeeScript to solve a problem..
_Now you have had a problem before and was cool.
You decided to use HASKELL to solve a problem..
_Now you have an infinite problems.

You decided to use UNICODE to fix a problem..
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You decided to use RECURSION to fix a problem..
_Now you have problems.
You decided to use MAKE to fix a problem..
_Now you know how to make problems.
You decided to use BINARY to fix a problem..
_Now you have 10 problems.
You decided to use FLOATING points to fix a problem..
_Now you have 1.00000000000001 problems.
You decided to use LOCK to fix a problem..
_Now you have
You decided to use MUTEX to fix a problem..
_Now you have
You decided to use MAVEN to fix a problem..
_Now you have a problem snapshot.
You decided to use AGILE to fix a problem..
_Now you have an epic problem.
You decided to use DEBIAN to fix a problem..
_Now you have a problem, a problem-common and a problem-dev.
You decided to GOOGLE your problem..
_Now you know 10000 ways to describe your problem and about 100 wrong solutions for it.

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