A mathematician, a physicist, a civil engineer, and a Software Engineer are asked (after a few beers) to show that all odd numbers greater than 1 are prime.
Mathematician: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, by induction they're all prime.
Physicist: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is... experimental error, 11 is prime, 13 is prime  clearly, they're all prime.
Civil Engineer: 3 is prime, 5 is prime 7 is prime, 9 is prime, 11 is prime  sure, they're all prime.
Software Engineer: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime. . .
Physicist: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is... experimental error, 11 is prime, 13 is prime  clearly, they're all prime.
Civil Engineer: 3 is prime, 5 is prime 7 is prime, 9 is prime, 11 is prime  sure, they're all prime.
Software Engineer: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime. . .
2. Blue Screen
if (computer.fail == true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, DARN YOU");
}
3. XML
Writing XML is like being an alcoholic. It may give you a sense of control while you're doing it, but it's only when you stop and look at what you have done that you realize how much trouble you've caused.
4. Binary
Three programmers go into a bar and sit down at a table. The first programmer raises up two fingers and says "Three beers".
5. Default
There is 1 kind of people in this world, who understand optimization. Everyone else is the default case.
6. Recursion
There are two types of people in this world:

If whitespace were truly white, it would have show up on black background.

8. Stands For
CDROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months.
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing.
SCSI: System Can’t See It.
DOS: Defunct Operating System.
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
PnP: Plug and Pray.
APPLE: Arrogance Produces ProfitLosing Entity.
IBM: I Blame Microsoft.
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers.
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language.
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses.
9. XOR
You can have quality software XOR you can have pointer arithmetic.
10. Legend
<form>
<fieldset>
<legend>I am</legend>
</fieldset>
</form>
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